Cornelia Quick

I want you to fail so hard …

Apparently there’s a challenge going around the interwebs to encourage people to abstain from masturbation for the month of November. As challenges go, this one seems harmless enough — I mean, it’s your domain, so be the master you want to be — but apparently, as is so often the case with anything involving sex, there’s a toxic, misogynistic side to it. Ick.

I am very firmly on the side of Team Wank in November, and not just because my side hustle of writing and selling dirty stories goes hand and … um … hand … with a little muffin buttering. Masturbation is a free, fun, and healthy activity with plenty of benefits besides the obvious: it can improve sleep, perk up your mood with the flood of happy chemicals, and relieve stress. Working a little ménage à moi into your routine can be a real boost to your mental health.

And that’s why, purely as a public service, I’m offering a special sale on my Smashwords titles for the whole month — grab any of my sexy stories for just 99 cents when you use coupon code CJ3A9 at checkout. From sexy baseball coaches to erotic ghosts, from mysterious caverns of delight to raunchy pinball arcade gangbangs, I’m sure there’s something here to help get your engine up to speed!